Rivera jokes about funding the true causes of Yellows

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After the Yellows criticized the PalitBise Rally for allegedly using the people’s money to fund the rally, Atty. Bruce Rivera bites back and says “mga ulol, may pride kami”.

Rivera clarifies that it was crowd funding that aided the PalitBise Rally unlike the opposition where Rivera alleges them of using the nation’s funds.

“Di kami paparis sa inyo na kaban ng bayan ang pang-rally,” Rivera retorts.

In his post on Facebook, Rivera blasts the opposition by satirically urging anti-Yellows to help crowd source the causes of some notable anti-Duterte figures.

One of the people Rivera attacked was Atty. Jesus Falcis III who was known for petitioning a bill legalizing same sex marriage which President Rodrigo Dutere is against.

“Pagawan ng ten feet na metal blocks na ATTY tapos ikadena natin si Falcis dun. Para alam ng lahat na abogado siya,” Rivera said.

Rivera also slammed Jim Paredes, well-known for being a member of APO Hiking Society and intimidating the Duterte Youth during the EDSA commemoration this year.

“Gawing National Artist si Paredes on the category of Bitterness,” Rivera joked.

Senator Antonio Trillanes IV was also in Rivera’s list where the latter said that, “Paoperahan si Trillanes at padagdagan ang nota niya para umabot ng 12 inches. Tapos ipasok sa wetpu niya so he can screw himself.”

In his full post on Facebook, Rivera said, 

"CROWD-SOURCING

Tila galit na galit ang mga dilawan sa crowd funding ng Palit Bise Rally kaya sinasabi nilang pera ng bayan. Mga ulol, may pride kami. Di kami paparis sa inyo na kaban ng bayan ang pang-rally. At dahil mabait kami, eto ang sampung cause(s) na pwede naming i-crowd source para tulungan ang mga dilawan. Take note, sa Gava Gives, magcontribute kaya tayo para:

10. Ibalik si Cynthia sa wild. Para kompleto na ulit ang mga tarsier.

9. Pagawan ng ten feet na metal blocks na ATTY tapos ikadena natin si Falcis dun. Para alam ng lahat na abogado siya. 

8. Gawing National Artist si Paredes on the category of Bitterness.

7. Bigyan ng sleeping pills si Kiko or di kaya gawing historical site ang eyebags niya. 

6. Paoperahan si Trillanes at padagdagan ang nota niya para umabot ng 12 inches. Tapos ipasok sa wetpu niya so he can screw himself. 

5.Ipa-lipo natin si Drilon tapos ipakain din natin sa kanya ang tabang nahigop natin sa katawan niya. Recycling ang tawag diyan.

4. Palagyan ng buntot si Leila tapos magfile si Matobato ng kaso sa World Wildlife Fund. Release the Panda!!!

3. Swelduhan si Celdran na gumawa ng tour katulad sa walking tour niya sa Intramuros. Pero this time, walking tour from Scarborough Shoal to Bentham Rise.

2. Buhayin ang bangkay ni Jesse para tsinelasin niya si Leni. 

1. Mag-organize ng rally para sa mga Dilawan para may rally silang siguradong may tao."


Source: Facebook.com

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