Open letter to Robredo from SATAN: 'THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE LYING, CALL ME BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR STUP*D MOUTH.'
Netizen Ahmedy Paglinawan shared a parody open letter from Satan to Vice President Leni Robredo, and is now making noise on social media.
"Her Excellency Maria Leonor Gerona Robredo
Republic of the Philippines
"Attention: Office of the Vice President (OVP) Staff
"My very dearest Leni:
"First, I congratulate you on winning the last national elections of your country, the Philippines. And may I just say your country is very prolific and thus very supportive of my interests.
"Second, accept my sympathies on your unfortunate involvement in the recent "minor mishap," for lack of a better term, which has reached my attention most recently, and styled as #LeniLeaks. (To my chagrin and discomfort.) And may I just say "What is up with that?" Nevertheless, I still consider your nation as among the most helpful nations in terms of mutual aid and support with my organization.
"Third, I am rather disturbed, and I do feel quite miffed, about the manner in which you personally, as well as officially, handled the challenges in light of the recent misfortunes I mentioned earlier. I sense a spiritual hesitation, a kind of self-doubt, in you. I can feel the veritable vexation your predicament is causing you. But, being the champion in dealing with these particular things, I still remain hopeful that you shall pull yourself together; and push on to greater depths or heights. (You pick; it certainly does not matter.)
"But as I conclude this missive, I would very much like to tell you, with no less emphasis as do everything I have here written so far, that I am feeling rather embarrassed by your performance. (Pardon my vulgarity, please, bear with me.) Which is why my parting words for you, and trust that I leave you this with all my passion and love for all that We do, are:
"THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE LYING, CALL ME BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR STUPID MOUTH.
"You have put my name in a relatively shameful position, you puny little shit.
"That is all. Damn you to heaven!
"Sincerely or Otherwise,
S A T A N
The Purveyor of Lies
Tempter of the World and all of the Universe"
Open letter to Robredo from SATAN: 'THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE LYING, CALL ME BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR STUP*D MOUTH.' Reviewed by Newsinfo Learn on January 15, 2017 Rating: